TriadCity Message of the Day
2008-11-09
The NorthEast Third's entrepreneurial spirit now provides another means
of legal income: meat puppetry.
Meat puppets, invented by
William Gibson,
are humans whose unconscious, unknowing bodies are put to use by others
for their own, typically but not necessarily sexual, purposes.
There are many benefits.
Society's discriminating upper reaches, refined in their tastes,
are able to exercise their proclivities free of the inconvenience of
witnesses - including their partners.
Society's less materially fortunate are provided with an honest,
indeed effortless income.
The meat puppetry building is located at the eastern end of John W. Tyson
street. The street is dark, so bring a light at night. Simply enter an
unoccupied chamber, then use the
MeatPuppet
command to continue.
You'll be paid 1,000 Dinars for your trouble. The experience will last an
average of 24 TriadCity hours. You'll be asleep the entire time, and will
have no knowledge or memory of anything that does or doesn't take place.
There are almost no reports of after-effects; however, management does note
that you and you alone accept responsibility for any or all consequences of
your decision.
Use the
Wake
command from time to time, to determine whether it's time to go home.
Remember: to be of service to others is a noble calling.
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