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E-mail your questions about SmartMonsters or TriadCity to info@smartmonsters.com.

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If you want to invest in SmartMonsters, advertise on our site, or simply give us money for xmas or our birthdays, please write to both Gary Smith, our CEO, and Mark Phillips, whose title shifts with the phases of the moon, and who generally prefers "Poobah", "CyberBard", or "CTO", but whose girlfriends have lots of other words for him, most of them nice. Really.

Here's our official corporate address:

SmartMonsters, Inc.
2393 Place Rd.
Port Angeles, WA 98363

"... postmodernist fiction also reflects the disruption of [the] landscape by twentieth-century war. War in our century has forced us to rethink the received categories of space, conceptual as well as geographical space; it has taught us to think in terms of zone. The lexicon of war is one of the sources of the term "zone," and certainly the postmodernists have borrowed many of the characteristics of their zone from the zones of military discourse - the war zone, the occupied zone, the demilitarized zone."
--Brian McHale,
Postmodernist Fiction (info)

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