The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014


Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?

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New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.


New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


LEADER BOARD


Top Characters By Level

27 Viana
26 Aly
25 Alexis
25 Ylva
24 Gwene
24 Ria
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha

Top Characters By Connect Time

235d: 10h: 57m Gwene
183d: 17h: 27m Greella
148d: 12h: 17m Harleyquinn
145d: 4h: 17m Granger
144d: 18h: 43m Pantomime
131d: 7h: 22m Leroi
121d: 4h: 10m Millicent
117d: 8h: 14m Mannikin
101d: 0h: 44m Analder
88d: 21h: 33m Jococo

Total Connect Time By Gender

7y: 39d: 23h: 15m Women
3y: 40d: 3h: 25m Men

POLICE BLOTTER


NPC Deaths This Week

7,472 mosquito
5,562 condemned criminal
5,436 condemned criminal
4,489 flea
3,460 fly
894 pigeon
481 wasp
206 lame horse
206 three-legged dog
188 aged camel
52 dump rat
26 dump rat
10 ROUSE
3 dump rat
2 beastly fido
2 beastly fido

Wanted By CrimeNet

Farin
Sigi
aryaomino
Dina

SPORTING GREEN


Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418

TOURISM


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Millicent 3d: 1h: 30m
Greella 12h: 58m
Leroi 9h: 38m
Analder 7h: 8m
Mannikin 7h: 0m
Svenistria 1h: 54m
Onyx 0h: 47m
Amalia 0h: 30m
6666 0h: 27m

NEW CHARACTERS


New This Week



BUG SPIFFS


Spiffs This Week



AVERAGE EXP AT LEVEL



2: 105
3: 244
4: 433
5: 717
6: 1,128
7: 1,788
8: 2,797
9: 4,450
10: 6,628
11: 10,122
12: 15,803
13: 23,662
14: 37,882
15: 61,622
16: 98,232
17: 152,846
18: 244,053
19: 383,378
20: 618,526
21: 1,028,461
22: 1,564,432
23: 2,309,972
24: 4,852,703
25: 7,261,351
26: 7,454,489

REWARD POINT REDEMPTIONS


Redemptions By Character

 

CONSTRUCTION


Poobah

– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthWestern Third: Agora
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths – Southern Third: Nightmare Clinic

TelGar

– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine