The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014


Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?

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New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.


New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


LEADER BOARD


Top Characters By Level

26 Aly
26 Viana
25 Alexis
25 Ylva
24 Gwene
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman

Top Characters By Connect Time

235d: 8h: 25m Gwene
92d: 19h: 47m Harleyquinn
87d: 14h: 40m Jococo
71d: 16h: 49m Leroi
68d: 6h: 8m Mannikin
67d: 21h: 24m Mystier
63d: 9h: 5m Pantomime
62d: 12h: 31m Granger
57d: 11h: 2m Ria
56d: 12h: 55m Golem

Total Connect Time By Gender

5y: 70d: 13h: 56m Women
2y: 282d: 9h: 46m Men

POLICE BLOTTER


NPC Deaths This Week

7,554 mosquito
5,487 condemned criminal
5,456 condemned criminal
4,414 flea
3,584 fly
985 pigeon
524 wasp
243 lame horse
243 three-legged dog
216 aged camel
66 dump rat
27 dump rat
16 beastly fido
9 ROUSE
7 slave
7 beastly fido
4 dump rat
1 Stormtrooper

Wanted By CrimeNet

Farin
Sigi
aryaomino
Dina

SPORTING GREEN


Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418

TOURISM


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Greella 1d: 9h: 22m
Leroi 1d: 0h: 24m
Mannikin 23h: 42m
Harleyquinn 21h: 15m
Golem 21h: 1m
Analder 20h: 44m
Kylter 19h: 6m
Granger 14h: 25m
Jococo 13h: 50m
Kelvin 9h: 51m
Pantomime 6h: 47m
Nya 0h: 49m
Varthan 0h: 24m
Guest-2 0h: 1m
Guest-1 0h: 0m
Guest-3 0h: 0m

NEW CHARACTERS


New This Week

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BUG SPIFFS


Spiffs This Week



AVERAGE EXP AT LEVEL



2: 105
3: 244
4: 434
5: 719
6: 1,129
7: 1,790
8: 2,723
9: 4,291
10: 6,626
11: 10,009
12: 15,770
13: 23,637
14: 37,862
15: 61,622
16: 98,547
17: 153,370
18: 245,161
19: 385,372
20: 618,526
21: 1,028,461
22: 1,564,432
23: 2,309,972
24: 4,852,703
25: 7,261,351
26: 7,454,489

REWARD POINT REDEMPTIONS


Redemptions By Character

Varthan 4

CONSTRUCTION


Poobah

– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthWestern Third: Agora
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths – Southern Third: Nightmare Clinic

TelGar

– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine