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I
'm awed and humbled to be allowed to meet for a second occasion
in just one lifetime with the far-fabled Central Computer, of the
Southern Third and TriadCity. What brought me this fortune I
cannot say, merely that I am not worthy and it is an honor I find
almost too great for someone of my tender years.
Central Computer:
You're already pissing me off.
Occam:
Sorry. Recently there was a general amnesty of all criminals wanted by
CrimeNet. Can you explain why this took place, and how the decision was made.
Central Computer:
Of course I could explain. But I won't. For three reasons.
Central Computer:
First, the responsible Third authorities did not indicate that they wished me to do so.
Central Computer:
Second, I really kinda like the inscrutability gig. Suits me.
Central Computer:
Third, I don't think your eensy tiny little peanut-size human intelligence could fathom it.
Occam:
Right. Splendid. And true no doubt.
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Central Computer:
But I will say this. No-one should imagine it'll happen more than once.
It was a one time thing. Let me just stress this for your thick benefit, Occam.
Don't count on it happening again. Read me, razorboy?
Occam:
With crystalline clarity. What you mean to say is --
Central Computer:
Don't hold yer freakin' breath waitin' fer the next one.
Occam:
Superb. Exactly. But let me just ask you this. Aren't you concerned
that the twelve miscreants let loose on our peace-loving City might return
to their violent and theft-loving ways?
Central Computer:
Heh, heh, heh. I'm counting on it.
Occam:
Oh my. Yes, I see. One last question then. When can we expect the next amnesty?
Central Computer:
Occam...
Occam:
Splendid. No sense of humor. Until next time.
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