The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits - March 25, 2014

Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?


New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.

New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


Top Characters By Level

25 Ylva
24 Gwene
23 Herbz
23 Laia
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman
21 Alienore
21 Ilse
21 LadyUnicorn
21 Lavender

Top Characters By Connect Time

120d: 18h: 35m gwene
91d: 15h: 13m Gwene
54d: 10h: 21m Ria
49d: 15h: 54m Ylva
47d: 15h: 47m RobinaHood
46d: 13h: 18m Tahquitz
43d: 20h: 51m Zensekai
39d: 10h: 56m Spider
38d: 8h: 36m Shalako
34d: 13h: 50m Alienore

Total Connect Time By Gender

1053d: 4h: 41m Women
769d: 17h: 44m Men


NPC Deaths This Week

7,461 Mosquito
5,612 Convict-NE-Condemned-Female
5,480 Convict-NE-Condemned-Male
4,523 Flea
3,432 Fly
776 Pigeon
503 Wasp
254 Mummy
213 TriadCityLawns-Zombie
179 Dog-ThreeLegged
171 Horse-Lame
162 Camel-Aged
99 Skeleton
81 Rat-Dump-1
81 Slave-For-Blood-Sports
61 Rat-Dump-2
29 Rat-Dump-3
23 Stormtrooper
18 Fido-Beastly-Male
11 Fido-Beastly-Female
3 Capitoline-YoungChild-Female
2 DeathSuckerFemale
2 DeathSuckerMale
2 Capitoline-YoungChild-Male
1 Capitoline-Adolescent-Male

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Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Gwene 1d: 10h: 34m
Alyssea 13h: 4m
Parameter 11h: 34m
Priyanka 6h: 20m
Napoleon 4h: 9m
Deltroy 3h: 47m
Ilse 3h: 9m
Pristine 2h: 40m
Veez 2h: 14m
Rienne 2h: 7m
Chiensha 1h: 47m
Dhustie 1h: 29m
Ylva 1h: 28m
Royce 0h: 48m
Ivria 0h: 43m
Xanax 0h: 16m
Anya 0h: 14m
Guest-1 0h: 12m
Laia 0h: 11m
Guest-2 0h: 7m
Gaia 0h: 3m
Myrina 0h: 2m
Dakna 0h: 0m
Reina 0h: 0m
Olivia 0h: 0m


New This Week

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Spiffs This Week


2: 106
3: 237
4: 429
5: 707
6: 1,082
7: 1,710
8: 2,661
9: 4,113
10: 6,409
11: 9,878
12: 15,792
13: 23,926
14: 38,508
15: 62,406
16: 100,062
17: 155,886
18: 244,075
19: 400,025
20: 645,738
21: 1,035,017
22: 1,513,345
23: 1,951,819
24: 10,223,644
25: 14,729,459


Redemptions By Character



– NorthEastern Third: Haunted Mansion
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports in progress
– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– Southern Third: Westminster: The Garden of Forking Paths


– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine