The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014


Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?

more

New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.


New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


LEADER BOARD


Top Characters By Level

26 Aly
25 Viana
25 Ylva
24 Gwene
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman
21 Alienore

Top Characters By Connect Time

235d: 5h: 27m Gwene
57d: 11h: 2m Ria
54d: 18h: 13m Ylva
47d: 15h: 47m Robinahood
46d: 13h: 18m Tahquitz
43d: 21h: 0m Zensekai
39d: 14h: 6m Napoleon
39d: 10h: 56m Spider
38d: 8h: 36m Shalako
35d: 0h: 39m Alienore

Total Connect Time By Gender

1349d: 7h: 22m Women
894d: 13h: 0m Men

POLICE BLOTTER


NPC Deaths This Week

7,339 mosquito
5,674 condemned criminal
5,328 condemned criminal
4,332 flea
3,517 fly
943 pigeon
495 wasp
183 lame horse
179 three-legged dog
162 aged camel
45 dump rat
27 dump rat
11 beastly fido
10 beastly fido
5 ROUSE

Wanted By CrimeNet

Farin
Sigi
aryaomino
Dina

SPORTING GREEN


Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418

TOURISM


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Napoleon 1d: 19h: 34m
Kelvin 1d: 12h: 33m
Peeta 1d: 11h: 11m
Mystier 1d: 8h: 15m
Deltroy 23h: 41m
Pantomime 22h: 9m
Leroi 16h: 37m
Mannikin 10h: 49m
Kaeli 0h: 0m
Crane 0h: 0m

NEW CHARACTERS


New This Week



BUG SPIFFS


Spiffs This Week



AVERAGE EXP AT LEVEL



2: 105
3: 236
4: 423
5: 703
6: 1,099
7: 1,747
8: 2,707
9: 4,177
10: 6,499
11: 10,039
12: 15,880
13: 23,759
14: 38,064
15: 61,212
16: 97,787
17: 152,047
18: 243,348
19: 389,804
20: 622,948
21: 1,040,206
22: 1,595,384
23: 2,369,055
24: 5,454,563
25: 8,099,067
26: 7,596,987

REWARD POINT REDEMPTIONS


Redemptions By Character


CONSTRUCTION


Poobah

– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthWestern Third: Agora
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths

TelGar

– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine