The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014


Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?

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New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.


New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


LEADER BOARD


Top Characters By Level

25 Ylva
24 Aly
24 Gwene
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman
21 Alienore
21 Ilse

Top Characters By Connect Time

220d: 22h: 3m Gwene
57d: 11h: 2m Ria
52d: 11h: 47m Ylva
47d: 15h: 47m Robinahood
46d: 13h: 18m Tahquitz
43d: 21h: 0m Zensekai
39d: 10h: 56m Spider
38d: 8h: 36m Shalako
35d: 0h: 36m Alienore
26d: 18h: 31m Pasnusta

Total Connect Time By Gender

1180d: 4h: 16m Women
831d: 6h: 41m Men

POLICE BLOTTER


NPC Deaths This Week

7,492 Mosquito
5,529 Convict-NE-Condemned-Male
5,395 Convict-NE-Condemned-Female
4,436 Flea
3,614 Fly
980 Pigeon
542 Wasp
245 Horse-Lame
241 Dog-ThreeLegged
213 Camel-Aged
71 Rat-Dump-1
27 Rat-Dump-2
16 ROUSE
9 Fido-Beastly-Male
5 Fido-Beastly-Female
2 Slave-For-Blood-Sports

Wanted By CrimeNet

Farin
Sigi
aryaomino
Dina

SPORTING GREEN


Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418

TOURISM


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Parameter 1d: 20h: 40m
Priyanka 1d: 2h: 58m
Trinket 23h: 52m
Napoleon 19h: 16m
Deltroy 18h: 1m
Golem 17h: 15m
Myssyon 16h: 21m
Kelvin 15h: 31m
Gilroy 13h: 33m
Leroi 13h: 11m
Peeta 11h: 3m
Mannikin 8h: 35m
Pantomime 8h: 9m
Kimpsey 6h: 55m
Camwinston 4h: 35m
Calo 2h: 56m
Natata 1h: 51m
Aly 0h: 18m
Vagan 0h: 2m
Gaia 0h: 0m
Guest-1 0h: 0m

NEW CHARACTERS


New This Week



BUG SPIFFS


Spiffs This Week



AVERAGE EXP AT LEVEL



2: 111
3: 480
4: 426
5: 699
6: 1,086
7: 1,733
8: 2,668
9: 4,125
10: 6,395
11: 9,866
12: 15,713
13: 23,909
14: 38,419
15: 62,111
16: 99,436
17: 154,819
18: 243,053
19: 402,875
20: 639,983
21: 1,068,430
22: 1,634,845
23: 2,456,359
24: 6,676,166
25: 14,729,459

REWARD POINT REDEMPTIONS


Redemptions By Character


CONSTRUCTION


Poobah

– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Haunted Mansion top floor
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: Globe Theatre
– Southern Third: Noobatorium
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths

TelGar

– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine