The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014


Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?

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New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.


New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


LEADER BOARD


Top Characters By Level

26 Aly
26 Viana
25 Alexis
25 Ylva
24 Gwene
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman

Top Characters By Connect Time

235d: 8h: 23m Gwene
57d: 11h: 2m Ria
54d: 19h: 32m Ylva
47d: 15h: 47m Robinahood
46d: 13h: 18m Tahquitz
43d: 21h: 0m Zensekai
41d: 18h: 45m Napoleon
41d: 0h: 20m Harleyquinn
40d: 21h: 26m Pantomime
39d: 10h: 56m Spider

Total Connect Time By Gender

4y: 129d: 10h: 7m Women
2y: 220d: 18h: 2m Men

POLICE BLOTTER


NPC Deaths This Week

7,486 mosquito
5,303 condemned criminal
5,252 condemned criminal
4,313 flea
3,430 fly
932 pigeon
473 wasp
218 lame horse
214 three-legged dog
192 aged camel
63 toddler arachnid
54 dump rat
44 MC Officer
40 dump rat
37 skeleton
35 slave
35 dump rat
23 MC Member
19 beastly fido
18 MC President
16 infant arachnid
14 Stormtrooper
10 Palatine domus servant
10 ghast
7 deathsucker
6 deathsucker
5 ROUSE
5 beastly fido
4 Palatine domus servant
4 ghoul
4 zombie
3 MC Prospect

Wanted By CrimeNet

Farin
Sigi
aryaomino
Dina

SPORTING GREEN


Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418

TOURISM


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Jococo 2d: 3h: 10m
Harleyquinn 1d: 15h: 15m
Pantomime 1d: 1h: 15m
Mystier 1d: 1h: 5m
Golem 19h: 27m
Leroi 17h: 8m
Kelvin 16h: 39m
Accord 13h: 13m
Granger 11h: 29m
Mannikin 10h: 10m
Analder 7h: 1m
Zhora 6h: 19m
Cinna 0h: 35m
Alexis 0h: 34m
Remy 0h: 29m
Echoes 0h: 5m
Torian 0h: 1m

NEW CHARACTERS


New This Week



BUG SPIFFS


Spiffs This Week

Accord 250
Calo 250

AVERAGE EXP AT LEVEL



2: 105
3: 244
4: 434
5: 718
6: 1,127
7: 1,740
8: 2,712
9: 4,277
10: 6,602
11: 9,997
12: 15,770
13: 23,637
14: 37,862
15: 61,791
16: 98,547
17: 153,928
18: 246,349
19: 387,520
20: 618,526
21: 1,028,461
22: 1,564,432
23: 2,309,972
24: 4,852,703
25: 7,261,351
26: 7,454,489

REWARD POINT REDEMPTIONS


Redemptions By Character

Alexis 54
meghanculber@gmail.com

CONSTRUCTION


Poobah

– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthWestern Third: Agora
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths – Southern Third: Nightmare Clinic

TelGar

– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine